It all started out with a simple question and usually it only starts out with one simple question.
Q: Do you think its something you do that causes all these morons to have a crush on you?
A: I don't know...
Made my little brain particles cycle slightly harder and continued,
A: If I figure it out, I will use it on right people maybe?
Then I reiterated the line in my head for 5 times to make sure, to go whoooaaa again. That would indeed be the most Awesome-st thing ever!
Once I told my school friend about a crush that I had when I was in school. He reacted as if he did something wrong and said he didn't intend to. I just went, 'dude, shut up' How is that even the guy's mistake? or anyone who is crushed on? Honestly? Why!
So as always I have this theory of how all this works and to some or the complete extent, most of them are absolutely true to the word. Since I have missed my math class and theorems, here we go:
Corollary 1 - Boost or asked back out
If you tell a single guy that you had a crush on him, they will sort of develop a feeling for you. Remember "had" is the key which means you have lost interest and the guy has lost a stock in a share market. As we say man is a social animal, humans crave for attention even if they deny it a million times, so they try to get it back by trying to get connected. Beware this is not just getting back in touch for friendship or for 'let's laugh about it' reason, but romantic way let's keep in touch. Again a caveat, not true for everyone, most will want to be connected in a way that they would want of think of themselves as attractive and you are the boost.
And we keep thinking where does all those snob-heads come from. *too rude*
Corollary 2 - Laugh and laugh and become too good to be good friends
Most common case would be laugh about it when you tell someone that you had a crush on him/her or vice-versa and wonder if it is too late. Yet continue laughing to hide the freckles of down-emotions on lost cause. Apparently - according to me - here the looks, personality, likes etc doesn't matter. The fact that the confessor opened his/her heart regarding the subject makes you vulnerable on knees. Oooo yeah, the ever-ready-to-be-included-in-a-desirable-trait Confidence always wins the stupid heart (errm, brain technically). Again, not true for many people.
Corollary 3 - Trance vehicle where everyone out there hates you - is the feeling.
Well it doesn't come from anything that has been observed. Everything from deductions of daily life and daily soaps. Wait, I don't watch the very dramatic Hindi serials (yes, they call it serials in India instead of soaps or shows. For the longest time, I used to wonder and spell it as cereal when I was a kid. Disturbing!) these days.
Basically, even if someone bents over their back to let you know the "crush", you would be like "no, no, no" because you know what "everyone" hates you anyway, why would he/she be anyway interested. Wait, it was "was" interested. *Shakes head of the virtual person in this category".
**clearly Jennifer Lawrence is my favorite .gif girl today**
Corollary 4 - Then there's New Girl (a show again) category
Everyone in her life loves her. But she has her own problems. How dramatic and wait... typical. Accident magnet machine I would say. I somehow relate to this category. Please! I am no new girl, I am the most latter-part part in the above description - accident prone! You thought everyone loves me? Sure. *barf-laugh-barf-laugh (infinity loop)*
That reminds me, I think I have broken my very beautiful metacarpal bones of justice. Justice because one slap with stable metacarpals does wonder to the bad guys. Kidding! I couldn't think of my innovative mind's working towards making unknown phrases and to be original and jhakkas(awesome) of course at the same time.
So basically, when life gives you lemons, you give back lemonade. Or if you are those creative kinds, make a very berry cherry lemonade. Oh it does taste good, if everything is mixed in proper proportion. But please don't make another recipe which was not intended. Remember you will always need more ingredients than whatever is available for making the recipe. So, decide wisely.
Understood? yes? no? Here's the return of Girl with mirthful confusions, once again ladies and gentlemen.
Lesson: So organized I have become, numbering and bullets. oh ho ho ho. No, I am not Santa Claus.
Also, tolerance level has deteriorated from 8/10 to 4/10. Did not bother to go over my selfie GRE words.
On a side note: Wish I could connect my brains nerves talking to myself to a notepad, I have such brilliant ideas(not necessarily the sensible ones) I would like to document.
