Yes, It is the straightface day today

Ohh well, no special occasion to write. But let me tell you, one can be handicapped even with all that body parts intact at their correct places.
See, now the above line can be offensive to you considering the shallowness in me today. But if you are a light reader, you must have already given a passe! or not! your take :)

I am used to using all kind of webpages(except ahem ahem if any and before you think, how cheap this lady is, I mean torrent sites for good A-grade movies to download, which throws every kind of viruses when you access it) on my cellphone using mobile internet. At my workplace, there is this stupid firewall(for a good reason) which doesn't allow me to access the time-pass sites of the day. The time -pass sites include the ever-inclusive Facebook, twitter(recent fascination), gmail and yahoo accounts for mail and accounts purposes and the random surfing to read.

I have this tendency to work like bafoon, finish the work well before deadline and I have lot of time to spare. In general scenario, I would have carried some book to read if not my cellphone. But today is not that day. I am so missing my cellphone and most importantly its GPRS services to me *sob sob* (forgot to take it with me today while coming to work btw)

I am so distressed right now that I can kill anybody. But I won't get time to hide the body(read intermittent work).
I am so handicapped that I have sixth sense now, I can hear voices when a pin drops or even simple folding of a paper.
I am so bored that I am trying to do other's job here in office without even knowing their exact requirement (Those guys better appreciate me)
I am so into my sixth sense drama now that I am beginning to think I can hear others' mind(too far-fetched, I know!)
I am so futile without my phone that I think I can do better things in life like clean the ceiling above me even it is spic and span( and by the way, it is the cleaning services name who works for my company)
I am so idle by mind right now that I am having new concerns of me being morbidly obese even it weren't true.
I am so not full of thoughts today so I'd rather blabber but people may think I am mad, So I ll be a good girl and sit quiet.
I am so non-trivial for myself today, in short!

Wake me someone! Bat me! or Best, Entertain me someone.

Lesson: Hope this doesn't happen with you, Amen!
The actual lesson is never forget your essential better halves anywhere anytime, you may loose yourself.